Hello with a Gordon Brown joke!

Gordon Brown is taking a stroll around the grounds of Chequers to take his mind off his current woes, when he spots a man cupping his hand to scoop water from the lake.

Gordon shouts, "Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish."

The man replies, "My good fellow, I'm English.... repeat that in English."

Gordon replies, "I said use both hands - you get more that way."

Hello with a Gordon Brown joke!