Outrage as mandelson medical records leaked

Sunday, 23 August 2009

There was outrage in Westminster last night as confidential medical records relating to Peter Mandelson's recent prostate surgery were leaked to the media. The documents which have been seen in full by The Red Rag include graphic images of what doctors described as a parasitic growth that was removed from Mr Mandelson's prostate.

Doctor's were awaiting biopsy results to determine if the growth was malignant. However, one of the surgeons involved in the operation privately confirmed "I have rarely seen such obvious malignancy.

From The Red Rag


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John M Ward said...

Well, we always knew that all his "operations" were "pro-State" anyway…

23 August 2009 at 11:36
Ollie Cromwell said...

The worst puns are the best.

23 August 2009 at 12:05
Fausty said...

Ah, good. That means the parasite will perish with the host!

283 days to live, tops.

23 August 2009 at 12:33

He may aswell have been implanted with an RFID chip that would just take the biscuit....

23 August 2009 at 14:08

This is really something. I never heard of this before.. Looks like a leakage

4 March 2011 at 16:12