Don't Panic Chaps...

Monday, 7 September 2009

You'll probably be out in a couple of months on "compassionate" grounds, and in the meantime you'll get a nice comfy cell with all the creature comforts, free satellite TV, you'll be able to smoke, and you'll get better healthcare than our soldiers are afforded when returning home injured from Labour's dirty little wars.

And there's the added bonus that HMG will probably bung you a few hundred thousand quid on your release by way of compensation for having the temerity of locking you all up.

Personally I'd like to see you all swing for treason, but I think I might be out of luck on that one.



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Sue said...

...don't forget their obligatory "compass" so they can pray to their paedophilic barbaric hero, that they are truly loyal to!

Daily curry from the local takeaway. They do get fed better than National Health Patients in hospital do too..

"Hanging for Treason" - I'm a YES VOTE ON THAT ONE.. Let's have a referendum shall we???

7 September 2009 at 16:19
Anonymous said...

Hang the fucking lot of them, then get some piano wire for Brown and cophabl

7 September 2009 at 21:26