Last Minute Advice To Gordon Before The Speech

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

1.  Empty bladder before you go on stage

2. blow nose, ensure you have tissues... just in case.

3. add a line about your immediate resignation.

4... erm, that's all I have got.


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John M Ward said...

I really couldn't face the thought of watching this, so I just read (skimming in parts) the transcript on Politics Home.

Uninspiring, and not what was needed on this occasion. It needed more.

In particular, it needed that "immediate resignation" line that Daniel1979 suggested :-)

29 September 2009 at 16:41
banned said...

3 (a). Drink the whisky after locating the pistol with two bullets, 'suicide' Mandelson first.

30 September 2009 at 18:10
John M Ward said...

Good idea, Banned — though I don't think the Dark One will permit it.

…which reminds me: I'm sure there's a good excuse around at the moment for Lord Elvis to post his famous "Mandy Rides Out" piccy here…

30 September 2009 at 18:49