New Labour

Jaw Smacking, Holiday Scrounging, Election Bribing, Access Selling, Passport Flogging, Tax Avoiding, Twitter Abusing, Enron Loving, Bad News Burying, Granny Bashing, Rent Boy Hiring, Doctor Killing, Jew Hating, Fire Starting, Badger Watching, 

 Dodgy Financing, Naked Picture Taking, Company Destroying,  Monarchy Hating, Embarrassing, Hairdressing, Hospital Closing, Frequently Resigning, Lobby Bribing, Visa Scamming, Secretary Throwing,  Paternity Testing, Expenses Shredding,

 Iffy Trading, Completely Bungling, Over Eating, Peerage Selling, Mortgage Faking, Air Miles Scamming, Consequence Dodging, Slime Dripping  Allowance Fiddling, War Mongering, Charity Charging  Legislation Selling, Double Dipping, Triple Dipping 

Window Licking, Emotionally Blackmailing, Truth Hiding, Bile Inducing, Coup Messing, Principle Abandoning, Eugenics Considering, Ghurkha Oppressing, Secretly Thieving, History Making, Porn Claiming, Economy Destroying, Procrastinating, Terrorist Appeasing, Tax Hiking, Slush Fund Building, Disappointing, 

Voucher Totting, Law Dodging,  Social Engineering, Criminalising, Gnome Humping, Border Seeping Future Stealing, Election Dodging, Lip Trembling  Gerrymandering, Back Handed  Ball Juggling, Book Cooking, Pension Raiding, Frequently Offending, Carpet bagging, Vote Rigging, Addicted To Smearing, Non-Declaring, Dictating, Wall Papering, Luvvie Exempting, Spouse Cheating  Defrauding, Troop Failing, Camera Chasing, Sexually Harrassing, Unreined Spending, Back Stabbing, Capitulating Secretary Shagging, Dossier Enhancing...

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New Labour